A Long Time on the Toilet

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What happened to the king who’s servants thought he was going to the bathroom and the Bible says “waited to the point of embarrassment” to check on him?

A. He was murdered
B. He had terrible diarrhea
C. He was eaten by dogs
D. Courtesy flush buddy

“Ehud reached with his left hand, drew the sword from his right thigh and plunged it into the king’s belly. Even the handle sank in after the blade, and his bowels discharged. Ehud did not pull the sword out, and the fat closed in over it. Then Ehud went out to the porch; he shut the doors of the upper room behind him and locked them. After he had gone, the servants came and found the doors of the upper room locked. They said, “He must be relieving himself in the inner room of the palace.” They waited to the point of embarrassment, but when he did not open the doors of the room, they took a key and unlocked them. There they saw their lord fallen to the floor, dead.” Judges 3:21-25 (NIV)

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